My Everyday Musings

23, hella gay, PDX



danielodowd:

untitled by Richard Stewart James Gaston

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

el-zombie-de-luis:

"¡Lléveselo policía, llévese a este niño que se esta portando mal!" 

—Tu mamá cuando hacías berrinche en la calle.

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

"African parents are always claiming they had a dream about something they actually want to confront you about."
— First generation problems (via streetetiquette)
brownglucose:

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED


OMG
daretaylor:

Just an FYI